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La Belle Dame Sans Merci: The Beautiful Lady Who Never Says Thank You. -- Michael Flande
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La Belle Dame Sans Merci: The beautiful lady who never says thank you.
-- Michael Flanders
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He play'd an ancient ditty long since mute, In Provence call'd "La belle dame sans mercy.
-- John Keats (1795-1821) -- The Eve of St. Agnes, Stanza 33...
I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
-- Michael Flande...
One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair?
Who did your hair? My God, your hair looks like a wig!...
Son, always be sincere. Whether you mean it or not. -- Michael Flande
Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
.. Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note...
Belle: [through intercom] Who is it? Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am.
Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?...
An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were a good wife, you'd go out and work for me....
Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....