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• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
• Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
  Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
• I think it's time to change the air in your woman.
• We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
  -- Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), in "Duck Soup...
• We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
  - Rufus T. Firefly, in "Duck Soup...
• I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. -- George Meredith
• I come from a small town whose population never changed.
  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard...
• I look better on a woman!
• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
  Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table....