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LAUNCELOT: Isn't There A St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's In Cornwall?
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LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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.. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
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