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ARTHUR: But If He Was Dying, He Wouldn't Bother To Carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
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ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve
Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh. He'd just say it.
BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone.
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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ARTHUR: What does it say? BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea....
BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
BODY: I'm not dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
LARGE MAN: Yes he is. BODY: I'm not! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
CONCORDE: Message for you, sir. He falls forward revealing the arrow with the note.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...