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• Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
  What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
• ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
  Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
  ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
  FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood? BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?...
• ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
  BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
  She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
• BEDEVERE: How do you know so much about swallows? ARTHUR
  Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know....