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  Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir? Burns: Bobo?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
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• Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
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• Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
  Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
• Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy....
• Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
  Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...
• Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything? Lisa: Not yet, sir.
  Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?...