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• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
  -- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
  One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....