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• VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
  Psychiatrists have described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of defiance against society....
• Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.
  -- Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)...
• I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
  -- Lech Walesa...
• De la peau de lion l'ane s'etant vetu Etoit craint partout a la ronde.
  (Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide....
• It still brings to mind the question of what (if anything) can be done to show the media that 'cyberpunks' aren't just a bunch of pimple-faced geeks who sit around trying to break into bank computers or whatever.
  -- James Hartman (phaedrus@flatline.UUCP) But cyberpunks *are* a bunch of pimple-faced geeks who sit around trying to break into bank computers or whatever....
• Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees. Phoebe
  Have fun. Oh wait, no, don't! I forgot I am totally against that now....
• Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
• How would you like walking around with a frog in your drawers that you couldn't get rid of?
  What an astute metaphore for the masculine condition. -- Dawn/Charlie...