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• L'ETAT, C'EST MOO - I'm bossy around here.
• L'etat, c'est moo (I'm bossy around here)
• I'm not bossy, I merely have an instructional surfeit.
• Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank
  Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go....
• A rude young man slapped a woman's bottom in a busy street.
  As she turned around, he grinned broadly. "Ooops, sorry about that," he laughed, "I thought you were my mother....
• I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move about. -- Tony Hancock
• Most guys'll tell you, if they had a choice of a way to die, they would want to die while in bed with a woman.
  Making whoopee. Which is great. For the guy. For the woman, let's be honest, it's a drag....
• We use an amalgam of mercury in modern dentistry because other metals, by themselves, are not sufficiently malleable to be worked with at the normal temperatures inside the human mouth.
  But mercury- mercury is just walkin' around, right?!? -- Mike the Denti...
• I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy. -- L. Anderso