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• Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
  It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
• Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
  It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail....
• My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
  She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
  -- Morey Amsterdam...
• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in The Holiday Seaso
  hat very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall....