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If Elvis Was So Great How Come He's Buried In The Yard Like A Hamster?
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If Elvis was so great how come he's buried in the yard like a hamster?
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Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
My brother had a hamster. He took it to the vet--it's like bringing a disposable lighter in for repair.
-- Wayne Cotte...
I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way, I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is alive'.
-- Carl Shipley...
Q: How does a WASP propose marriage? A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?
I've come too far, and I don't know how to get back. ELVIS PRESLEY
Progress like a hamster. Perseverance brings danger.
When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground.
-- Old Jewish saying [How come there aren't ever any "New Jewish sayings?" Ed.]...
It seems to me that nearly every woman I know wants a man who knows how to love with authority.
Women are simple souls who like simple things, and one of the simplest is one of the simplest to give....
How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage.