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• Don't shake hands [in the courthouse] with colleague
  he customers think you're making deals. -- Horace Rumpole (John Mortimer)...
• Rule your mind or it will rule you. HORACE
• You don't need much [to practice law] except common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
  -- John Mortimer's fathe...
• Marge: Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
  Homer: [swallowing beer] In those words? ... Yes. -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you.
  -- Mortimer J. Adle...
• Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.
  If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies....
• One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair?
  Who did your hair? My God, your hair looks like a wig!...
• Horace Greeley did not say, "Go West, young man." He said, "It's the first door on the left, kid.
  -- Jack Dougla...
• First rule of public speaking. First, tell 'em what you're goin' to tell 'em
  then tell 'em; then tell 'em what you've tole 'em....