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Marge: Homer! Did You Tell The Mafia They Could Eliminate My Competitors With Savage Beatings And Attempted Murder?
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Marge: Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my
competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
Homer: [swallowing beer] In those words? ... Yes.
-- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
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