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Now a pestering sister's a festering blister, you'd best-a resist her...
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SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
A reporter is pestering her at a party. R: "have you ever had your ears pierced" DP
No, but I've often had them bored...
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
O When the lady smiles, You know it drives me wild =`\&l
Her lips are warm and resourcefull, (=)/(=) When the lady smiles, I cannot resist her call And as a matter of fact, I don't resist at all....
Fortune is a woman. It is necessary, if you wish to master her, to take her by force before she has a chance to resist.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli...
Oh, could you view the melody Of every grace And music of her face, You 'd drop a tea
Seeing more harmony In her bright eye Than now you hear....
Calculon: An Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rats' nest called television once and for all.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
.. -- Tom Lehre...
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes.