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• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
  Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right here with me....
• Now you've really done it! I'm out of orange smoke!
  You don't expect me to do a decent reincarnation without any orange smoke, do you?...
• Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool! Home...
• Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• If you really want to experience frustration, try telling some pessimist how nice they look and getting some enthusiam going.
• Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
  Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
• Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
  I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....