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Oh, I'm so happy for you!
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Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
[pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
.. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy....
a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
Oh, so there you are!
It's all in the mind, so you might as well be happy.
We could be so happy you and me.
Twelve years ago I was a boy, A happy boy at Drury's.
-- W. M. Praed (1802-1839) -- School and Schoolfellow...
Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant....