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• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
  ? -- Eric, AGE 6...
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -- Joey Adam
• Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Hmmm, what could I give you that you don't already have ???
• The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
• My Little Chickadee Let me give you one word of advice
  ever give a sucker an even break. --W.C. Field...