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• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• One month after moving into your dream house, you will get new next-door neighbors who will display a predilection for dismantled cars, rabbit cages oversized tents and the music of Kool and the Gang.
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• You may be redneck... if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
  .. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy....
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.
  He explained this to a man who answered one door....
• SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
  [the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say?...