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One Of The Oldest Human Needs Is Having Someone Wonder Where You Are When You Don't Come Home At Night.
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One of the oldest human needs is having someone wonder where you are
when you don't come home at night.
-- Margaret Meade
Related:
I was in bed one night when my boyfriend Ernie said, "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?
I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around." -- Bette Midle...
When you call home and get a busy signal, at least you are aware of where one of your children is at the time.
That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. -- Meade's maxim
A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
You are at home when you can scratch were it actually itches and not be anxious that someone will see what you are doing.
You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.