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• Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines, I wash my hands afterward.
  But how to wash off the small but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind? -- Edward Abbey...
• Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
  Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
• Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
  -- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.
  -- Homer creates a new drink, "Flaming Moe'...
• I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!