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Opera Is When A Guy Gets Stabbed In The Back And, Instead Of Bleeding, He Sings. -- Ed Gardne
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,
he sings.
-- Ed Gardner
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Quote #169 "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
-- Ed Gardne...
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. --Ed Gardne
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