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• Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  -- Hal Hickma...
• Opinions are like assholes - everyones got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  Hal Hickma...
• Lawyers are like nuclear bombs and PC clones. Nobody likes them, but the other guy's got one, so I better get one too.
• The future is like heaven - everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now.
  -- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name", 1961...
• Excuses are like assholes: Everybody has one and they both stink. -- unknow
• A classic is something that everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
  -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature...
• Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.
• Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
• Everyone wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be stared at. -- Law of Human Quirk