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• An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
  it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
• Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once.
• Once the erosion of power begins, it has a momentum all its own.
• Why give the person who has everything a box to keep it in when it already comes in its own container?
• Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A brave man dies only once, while a coward dies only once also.
  It's just that the brave man gets it over with more quickly." -- C. E. Whitfield...