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Far Too Often Today, It Appears, The Great American Dream Is Interrupted By The Japanese Alarm Clock.
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Far too often today, it appears, the Great American Dream is interrupted by
the Japanese alarm clock.
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Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
Our body is a well-set clock, which keeps good time, but if it be too much or indiscreetly tampered with, the alarm runs out before the hour.
-- Joseph Hall...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho
One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.