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People Just Naturally Assume That Dogs Would Be Incapable Of Working Together On Some Sort Of Construction Project.
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together
on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of
holes?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays?
Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway...
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures.
They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur....
If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by
and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him....
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why?
It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it....
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage.
They're just not ready. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window?
It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...