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• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, perhaps you have misunderstood the situation.
  GRAFFITI...
• Prosperity is when your conversation changes from car pools to swimming pools.
• There's something inside your head...
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• Between your head and your heart, your head has got to win.
• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
• Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
  you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth....