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Angels Listen When She Speaks: She 's My Delight, All Mankind's Wonde
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Angels listen when she speaks:
She 's my delight, all mankind's wonder;
But my jealous heart would break
Should we live one day asunder.
-- Earl of Rochester (1647-1680)
-- Song
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