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Please Don't Put A Strain On Our Friendship By Asking Me To Do Something For You.
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Please don't put a strain on our
friendship by asking me to do something for you.
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Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something for you.
Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is? Sure, I know. A boy loves his dog.
Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
-- Roy Blount, Jr....
Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....
Look, I'm not asking you to like me, I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position where I can touch your goodies, I'm just asking you to be fair.
-- Homer smooth-talks Marge, "The Way We Wa...
CAUTION is never asking, "Do you still respect me?" SELF-PRESERVATION is not admitting that you don't.
Guinan: "Did he ever tell you why we're so close?" Rike
No." Guinan: "Oh. Then let me just say that...our relationship....
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.
Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E.W. Howe...
Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
-- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...