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• Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
• This rental car is so small, I can't see the gas gauge...
• One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
• Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
• I took the vacation I wanted all my life. I packed Alice and the kids and all the luggage in our station wagon and headed it right straight to Canada.
  Then I went to Las Vegas and had a ball. -- George Gobel...
• I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
  Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
• I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, "Help wanted", "Self-serve".
  So, I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and left....
• At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...