QUOTIENT, N. A Number Showing How Many Times A Sum Of Money Belonging To One Person Is Contained In The Pocket Of Another -- Usually About As Many Times As It Can Be Got There.

HomeFortune CookiesMiscellaneous Collections

QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging
to one person is contained in the pocket of another -- usually about
as many times as it can be got there.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Related: