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• Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A
  Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?...
• In all of the theories about why so many people have attacks of wackiness when they reach middle age--resign from the bank to go live in a van with a teenage mushroom gathere
  and that sort of thing--one factor has been neglected...
• If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? -- Spanky (Steve McFarlin)
• Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
• Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
• Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. -- Don Marqui
• I respectfully suggest you go across the bridge instead of jumping.