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• Life is a shit sandwich, and every day is another bite.
• McCoy: "We thought this was Genesis." Carol: "This?
  It the Starfleet Corps of Engineers ten months in spacesuits to tunnel out all this....
• Property of the Sontaran Army Space Corps.
• Homer: Hey! Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
  [makes noises and faces at him] [gets punched in the face] Ow!...
• You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
• Look, I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.
  We face that prejudice every day of our lives......
• Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
• Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day" -- D'oh!
  It just gets worse and worse....
• Reputations are created every day and every minute. -- Christopher Ruel