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Captain Kirk. It's A Pleasure To Welcome You To Noldicia.
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"Captain Kirk. It's a pleasure to welcome you to Noldicia.
More fun than humans should be allowed to have."
-- Late Night with David Letterman
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Decadent rodent, we will bury you. -- Late Night with David Letterma
More fun than humans deserve to have!
Elvis has LEFT the building! -- Late Night with David Letterma
Remember, this is only an exhibition, this is NOT a competition -- please, no wagering.
-- Late Night with David Letterma...
I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
Liposuction is permitted, but not as part of the talent competition.
-- Rule #10 of the Miss America Pageant -- Late Night with David Letterma...
The heart, the liver, the spleen, the pancreas. All these miraculous organs work in _total_darkness_!
-- Late Night with David Letterma...
He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!" -- Late Night with David Letterma
Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.
I have pores, humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints....