ROG** Writes > ...who Have No Clue About Reality. Nothing Could Compare With > The Beauty Of The Real World Around Us And You Should Work As Hard > At Preserving The Environment And Making The World Safe For Our Progeny As > You Do At Hiding In Your Computer Screens.

ROG** Writes > ...who Have No Clue About Reality. Nothing Could Compare With > The Beauty Of The Real World Around Us And You Should Work As Hard > At Preserving The Environment And Making The World Safe For Our Progeny As > You Do At Hiding In Your Computer Screens.

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**ROG** writes
> ...who have no clue about reality. Nothing could compare with
> the beauty of the real world around us and you should work as hard
> at preserving the environment and making the world safe for our progeny as
> you do at hiding in your computer screens. I bet you couldn't
> read a story from alt.sex.bondage without getting an erection.

Could someone please tell me how to access the alt.sex.bondage
newsgroup?
-- Robert Ward (rw23+@andrew.cmu.edu)

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