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• The enemy's outside, Mister. You're pointing your gun in the wrong direction.
  -- Captain Briggs, Earthshock...
• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• If you want to rob a shop, train your dog.
• Put your hand inside the Puppet Head.
• How do I combat an enemy who fails to register on any scanner, until they're literally standing in front of you, pointing a phaser at your head?
  -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", stardate 43510.7...
• You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
  -- Stock's Observatio...
• Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
• As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears.
  Unable to pull your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you....