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• You don't want to know your fortune, buddy.
• You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
  -- When is it okay to kiss someone?? -- Allan, AGE 10...
• Whadda ya want for nothin'? A rrrrrrubber biscuit?
• Ten bucks is ten bucks. -- Geddy Lee
• Hello! I'm on a four state killing spree! WATTA YA WANT?
  -- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble...
• Remember, guys, the truck only holds six carcasses, so don't shoot nothing but trophy bucks, huh?
  -- Moe, "Homer's Phobia...
• If Ya Snooze Ya Looze...
• How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
• Fify bucks, same as downtown!