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• Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the moderator on you.
• You want a fortune? I'll give you a fortune. "Blech!
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
• Buddy can you spare a clue?
• Hey, you got a problem buddy??!!
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Can you remember your first fortune cookie?