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• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
• The blues isn't about feelin' better ... it's about makin' other people feel worse (and makin' a few bucks while you're at it).
  -- Bleedin' Gums Murphy, the Jazz Man in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Marge: "Bart, you love your sister, don't you?" Ba
  Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer....
• I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
  -- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
  -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• In times of trouble, go with what you know." -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso
• Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
  "I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
• Lisa: "Mom, I'm scared." Marge: "We all are, dear, but your father says everything is all right.
  -- "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpso...