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Go Ahead And Play The Blues If It'll Make You Happy.
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"Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy."
-- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpsons
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Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
In times of trouble, go with what you know." -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso
The blues isn't about feelin' better ... it's about makin' other people feel worse (and makin' a few bucks while you're at it).
-- Bleedin' Gums Murphy, the Jazz Man in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
-- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
Marge: "Bart, you love your sister, don't you?" Ba
Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer....
Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal .
.. I just fear the unfamiliar." -- Marge in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. No....
Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
"I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches] [tucks some money in the violinist's pocket] [to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violinist] Play on....