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• KANGAROO Large marsupial that spends its time bouncing around the outback, leaping over wombats and echidnas, and being hunted by Aborigines with boomerangs.
  Does anyone actually believe this Aussie cliche stuff? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WHARF One of those places where noisy men hang around chewing tobacco and swearing and going on strike a lot.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• OSBORNE THE WEIRD (1621-1664) St Osborne could be seen running around the streets of Naples wearing nothing more than a tea cosy.
  Which is a pretty good reason for being known as weird....
• A far-out inventor has come up with a vibrating tampon.
  He figures that if women are going to feel miserable every month, they might as well enjoy it....
• KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
  !) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
• STATIONERY Objects such as pens, pencils, stapler and sticky-tape.
  These have been studied over the last few years, and it has now been confirmed that they are able to move around a house or office on their own....
• MARINA One of those places where lots of people in boats sail around
  and little kids hang their fishing rods over the edge in the belief that they're going to catch a whopper which will feed their family that night....
• NULL MODEM Another one of those things which sits around on your desk for months, but mysteriously vanishes the day before you need it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• GOOD The opposite of bad. Just down the road from nice.
  Around the corner from great. A world away from nasty....