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  It is tightly closed, and has no handle, lock, nor keyhole....
• The longest pole in the tent is holding everything up.
• Boys want to light bangers, but end up holding sparklers.
• How are you holding up during the lithium shortage? -- David Letterma
• Was first in line for brains, but ended up holding the door open.
• I smoked pot at a drive-in movie theater. But the screen was this tiny.
  It was itsy-bitsy thumb and forefinger tiny. Till I realized I was so stoned I'd backed in and I was watching it from my rearview mirror....
• The purpose of art is to hold a mirror up to life. Life obviously needs more sleep.
• To hold, as 't were, the mirror up to nature. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc.
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• Scientists are peeping toms at the Keyhole of Eternity. -- Arthur Koestle