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Worship The Potato? The Idea Seemed Silly To Me. But Then I Thought, What Else Is More Deserving Of Worship?
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Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what
else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and
it can kill you if you disobey it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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