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  Standing before you is a tall gromlet in an outrageous costume....
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• He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. FRANKLIN
• Homer: Donut? Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
  Homer: [offers some of the donut he's eating] This has purple stuff inside....
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• Being a well-dressed man is a career, and he who goes in for it has no time for anything else.
  -- Heywood Brou...