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ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ...
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
ROBIN: The what? ARTHUR: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard always carries with him....
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
.. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....
ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
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