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BEDEVERE: Look! It's The Old Man From Scene 24 - What's He Doing Here?
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BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five
questions ...
GALAHAD: Three questions.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....
Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
.. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...
ARTHUR: What does it say? BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea....
ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it!...
GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to shut up. OLD WOMAN
Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king!...