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ARTHUR: No, Hang On! Just Answer The Five Questions .
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ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions ...
GALAHAD: Three questions ...
ARTHUR: Three questions ... And we shall watch ... and pray.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
.. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!...
ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....
TALL KNIGHT: We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: All right! What do you want? TALL KNIGHT...
GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
.. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ... PIGLET
We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ....
ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....