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This Is My Impression Of A Bowling Ball...[drags The Mike Along The Floor, Then Lifts It].
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This is my impression of a bowling ball...[drags the mike along the
floor, then lifts it]...gutter...
-- Steven Wright
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Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Here are my categories, with examples (his): -- Steven Wrigh
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with!
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -- Steven Wrigh
My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
