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This Morning There Was Ice On The Pipes In My Apartment.
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This morning there was ice on the pipes in my apartment. But the landlord
fixed it. He put antifreeze in the radiator.
-- Herb Shriner
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My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
Mr. Rivera was the landlord in the apartment building I grew up in.
He was the kind of landlord who never wanted to fix anything in the apartment....
Fie! he said, surveying the carnage about him. Someone must have left the bathroom light on agai
don't they know the landlord gets UPSET?! He sighed and went into the kitchen for a garbage bag....
Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord.
The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord....
I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.
I told my roommate, "Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica....
Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put on an eviction notice!
-- Otto, "Otto Show...
I made quite a name for myself back home. I left when I found out what it was. -- Herb Shrine
I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
It's hard to figure out the landlord of an apartment complex who will discourage children from being tenants, yet allow rock band players.