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Trafalgar Square, My Foot! Not A Pigeon In Sight. -- Sarah, THE SONTARAN EXPERIMENT
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Trafalgar Square, my foot! Not a pigeon in sight.
-- Sarah, THE SONTARAN EXPERIMENT
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