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My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
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When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
Years ago, I was musing with a biologist friend about the curse Jesus H.
Christ! and asked idly, I wonder what the 'H' stands for?...
Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE STRANGER?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
I wonder what would happen if I....[NO CARRIER]
Gee, I wonder what this key does.
I wonder what Bob's doing right now?